Terms & Disclaimer
Introduction
Welcome to The Day Old Donut (“we,” “us,” or “our”). By accessing this website, you agree to be bound by the following Terms of Use and Disclaimer. If you do not agree with these terms, please do not use this website.
Nature of Content
This website is a satirical publication. All articles, headlines, quotes, and images are entirely fictional and are intended solely for entertainment and commentary purposes.
Any resemblance to real persons (living or dead), events, organizations, or actual facts is purely coincidental.
This site is not a source of real news. It is protected under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution as satire and parody.
Copyright & Intellectual Property
All original content, including articles, images, and designs, are the property of The Day Old Donut unless otherwise stated.
You may not reproduce, republish, or distribute any content without prior written permission.
You may share our content only if you clearly cite the source and/or link back to our website or affiliated media.
User-Submitted Content
Users are permitted to submit content (story ideas). The following applies to user-submitted content:
You grant us a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable license to use, display, and publish your content.
You confirm that your submissions do not infringe upon the rights of any third party and do not contain defamatory, obscene, or unlawful material.
External Links
This website may contain links to third-party websites for reference or humor. We do not control or endorse the content, products, or services offered by those sites. You access any external site at your own risk.
Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, we are not liable for any loss or damage resulting from:
Your reliance on the content of this site
Errors, omissions, or delays in publishing
Any third-party content linked from our site
You agree to use this site at your own risk and understand that the content is not intended as advice, news, or guidance of any kind.
Final Note
This website is meant to entertain, amuse, and sometimes confuse — but never to deceive. Please laugh responsibly.